the funniest thing ever

... it happened to me. i swear. it was hee-frickin-larious. i was gonna write about it the other day when i was talking about teeth, but i thought this story would take away from the beauty of dental-ness.

it was a normal monday.

and i was siting in science.

and my teacher was talking to the girl behind me having what seemed to be a normal conversation. the girl behind me must have said something funny to my teacher and i could feel a laugh coming. i could just feel it.

and before i tell you anything else, ill tell you a little about my teacher. her name will remain confidential to protect her social life. she is a short wee little thing, petite if you wish. so what happened next, stunned all.

she must have had a bubble in her throat, or was shortly possessed by a rabid gorilla. you know when people replay things in slow motion, and everyone sounds like a man? her laugh sounded EXACTLY like that, mixed with the primitive sounds of a gorilla. HOWRE HAAA HOOOAAWW.

me and kira just looked at each other, trying to contain our laughter until she was out of earshot. i seriously DIED.

but the funniest thing was that she didnt even say anything like 'oh my that was strange'. nothing! she just WALKED AWAY.

and that made me laugh even harder!!! me and kira were sitting in our seats, killing ourselves trying to imitate her. and the weird thing was that NOBODY else heard it. so everyone was looking at us like we had grown daisies out of our eye balls. well maybe that's an exaggeration, but you get the point.

nobody else seems to find humor in this except me and kira.

just thinking of this right now caused me to burst out laughing. this will stay with me for the rest of my life.

ill be sitting in an old-person-home in a rocking chair and i will think of this amazing story. and probably fall off my chair laughing. i hope i won't die :/

white sparkly things

TEETH! muhaha

im going to the dentists. thus the post at 8:15 in the a.m. :o

im gettin this thing, not quite sure what its called, and it gets cemented to my molars. theres a metal rod conecting my molars that goes across my mouth. but thats not the best part. everyday, at the same time, i get this little screwdriver and twist a screw in the rod. this makes the metal rod longer. this makes my jaw wider.

ouch.

but apparently it only hurts for the first 3 or 4 days. then when the muscles SNAP, you dont feel anything. ewewewewew.

so today im going for the molds to get that sucker fit to my face.

the only thing im not too crazy about (other than the SNAP) is that i get a space between my 2 front teeth. ewwwww.

im gonna look so dumb. ill have to start talking like a hill billy. har har har look at me i have a space between my teeth. huh huh har har durrr.

did egyptians have to clean their rooms?

hello again.

i see your still here. theres nothing entertaining to talk about today, but im sure ill think of something by the end of this sentence.

eek gad i did.

my sister is doing a project on ancient egypt.

i was so happy. because I LOVE EGYPT. those little stick figure drawings just never get old. and dude, i have to say is taking out someones brain and internal organs is extremely cool.

i remember when i was in grade 4 when we learned about egypt we had a test on the steps to make a mummy and i practised on my sister. it wasnt as fun as she thought it would be. well maybe i made it sound a little cooler than it actually was, "HEY ELSIE, WANNA BE A MUMMY!?" oh well, i had fun.

so i spent the day yesterday looking through an egyptian textbook. no it wasnt written in egyptian. it was an english textbook written ABOUT egypt. sheesh.

and so today i dont have anything to do. well, im suppost to clean my room.

YEA!!

not.

my moms like 'emma clean your room' and im like 'no mawww!!' pretty pointless story no? so i guess im just stalling now.

i keep telling her its not actually messy, it just an optical illusion!! cuz it is. it just LOOKS messy.

Milk, Yum.

hey thur.

i just finished helping my wee sister make a banner for her blog. its quite amazing actually. she has a blog with her friend from school and they call themselves the 'sassy milk girlz'.

i know. im proud to be related.

they run the milk program at their school and i guess they had nothing better to do than start a blog called sassy milk girlz.

the blog is about, what else, milk. thats all i know. so i highly recommend following this highly qualified for eye burning blog. i have no idea what that means, but hopefully you do.

soooo check it out, you wont be sorry.

Yuck.

school has been eating me alive lately.

homework. school. homework. school. blah blah blah blah.

it really does suck.

but i got my report card the other day. YESH!! i got a 93 in english. but i got a 74 in french. but thats actually better than what i thought i would get. and i got an 89in music. YOU WOULDNT JUST WANT TO GIVE ME A 90!! OHHHH, NOOO! grr.

so yea. thats about it. i was worried that i would have to refrain myself from posting more an once every day, but now im having trouble posting once a week! D: oh well i guess it doesn't matter, i just hope those of you who are locked in a closet will learn to adjust to my schooling needs. see ya later!

i hate homework. i really really do.

eweweweweweewewewewew.... i have *gasp* homework. it. makes. me. SICK.

15 business questions... a science lab write-up... and a cpr test tonight i have to study for... how am i supposed to watch finnius and ferb with all this junk homework?!?!?!

WHAT KIND OF WORLD IS THIS!!!

grrr...

so i guess this is a pretty short post. yea. i'll tell you how the junky homework came along. bye

swimming, swimming in my swimming pool....

hello there! its been a few days hasent it?

so... this weekend we painted the basement. wow right... ya not so much. its just primed now but its a huge improvement from the ugly bright mint green it was before. but its going to be a lovely beige color soon. yum.

so i have to study for a quiz in my bronze medallion course at the swimming pool thing tomorrow. theres a whole lot of stuff like lists and junk for saving lives and all that jazz. like, why dont they just make some directions like
1. see if person is dying.
2. call 911.
3. wait.
4. look like a hero.

right? but then you wouldnt have to pay like 150 bucks to learn that. i also have to swim like, crazy amounts of laps. first you do one lap and rest. then two and rest. then three. then four. then five. then four then three then two then one. oh joy. you could imagine my delight when i got the news. one girl actually had to leave cause she threw up. yum.

but i stayed strong. like bull.

so ya. the test is tomorrow. and i better go study that stuff. and i have a lab write up due on tuesday.

....bye

physical activity... my favourite.

hey there!

the thing that surprised me the most about this semester is that gym is my favourite subject. its actually really fun. i usually never liked it because i wasnt good at it and i got pretty bad marks in it, but now my teacher is marking us on our participation and enthusiasm. so i have to participate A LOT to compensate for my lack of talent.

so i went shopping at zellers tonight and bought some new gym clothes. you have no idea how glad i am that those ugly basketball shorts are out of style. they made my legs look a million miles wide. totally not attractive.

well, they're not completely out of style but on the girls who wear them, they look good. but on me, they definitely dont.

so i got some nice spandex. theyre short and black and all the rage. totally amazing. ooh and i got really a really cute tshirt with those little guys from the olympics. theyre adorable, im in love with them. so ill probably wear that for gym :D

but im going skating tomorrow on a local pond. and i dont have skates. ill have to rummage through my basement tonight. ill have much fun...

a chilly day

today was a reaaallly cold day. i walked out the door thinking it was slightly warmer than ever, since the sun was shining and it looked quite cheery.

i was wrong.

it. was. so. cold.

i nearly died.

seriously, how can a day that looks so warm and lovely be so bitter and crueeelll D: so yea i had a LOVELY time walking to my bus stop.

i had gym and i got a battle wound. yep. i have a gouge in my arm. the blood was gushing all over the gym and several people fainted. but i survived. its going to be hard to go on with my life.

actually its a tiny little thing on my wrist, but thats what it feels like.

caution: rant approaching

chip chip cherry oh! isnt that how British people say hi? i dont know, maybe.

so today was pretty uneventful. i have no homework though, yesshh!! in geography, we had to fill in this huge map of canada and label all the water things that she listed. and i swear, the list of the things was sooo long and tinsy tiny. it was written on this paper and the writing was like...super small. i swear, it was on a page of that long skinny paper, whats that stuff called? ummm professional paper? document paper? lawyer paper? whatever its called, it was small so i had to get. out. of. my. seat. and WALK to the front of the class and CROUCH to copy it down. i was not impressed.

and for the map we had to do yesterday, she told us not to color any of them in blue because thats the color of water. that made sense to me so i colored in all the provinces random colors and it looked quite dashing if i do say so myself. so then my friend laura was copying it (because she was away yesterday, not because she gets into shenanigans) and shes like, are these the correct colors for ontairo and quebec, and im like i dont know was there a specific color for them? and shes like ya thats what the teacher said. so i asked the teacher and she said that ontairo had to be red and quebec had to be blue. and im like werent we not supposed to use blue? and shes like yea, but we are using blue for quebec because thats the color of the quebecian flag. WELL THAT MAKES SENSE. not.

sooo i had to recolor them AND the province beside ontairo because i colored THAT one red and we're not supposed to put the same colors beside each other. grrr.

now that i got that out of my system....

i need some inspiration for my polyvore. i dont know what kind of stuff i should do... any suggestions?

pickle juice???

i like blogging. it gives me something to do besides doing my smelly geography homework.

no seriously it stinks. i have to color in and label a map of canada including the capitals and such. ew. how does my teacher expect us to REMEMBER all this. like, the last time i did this was in grade 5. i can hardly remember what we learned today.



and speaking of smelly homework, yesterday when i was about to get crackin' on my business homework i smelt this horrendous smell. im like... WHAT IS THAT SMELL!!?? and i realized it was this goopy stuff on my textbook. so i went to wipe it off, and i wasent sure what it was, but then i recognized the stench. it was pickle juice. WHO EATS PICKLES WHILE READING A BUSINESS TEXTBOOK. i was pretty grossed out. but then i sprayed it with coconut body spray and it smells nice now.

so i had gym today and it was pretty fun because we were doing some group/team bonding activities like relays and stuff. and we had to do a human knot and untangle ourselves. it took our group twice as long to hold hands than it did to get straightened out. cause you couldn't hold hands with the people beside you or the same person with both hands. but we got untangled pretty quick. GOOO TEAMMM!!!

yet another post

howdy.

yesterday, i was bored and i wanted to make a new blog post but i remembered that i had already wrote one for that day. and i didnt want to look like a blogging freak and write, like 6 posts a day. that would be weird. so i decided to wait until noon to write this one. it should hold me over for the rest of the day.

i haven't added any photos yet. i think i will, but im not sure. my cameras broken, but i might take some with my moms camera. there's nothing really to take pictures of though. just snow. yuck. and maybe my cat. shes really cute. yes, i will take a picture of her. now that that's settled...

has anyone heard of polyvore? *silence* well of course not, nobodies actually READING my blog. im such a weirdo.

but just in case someone is locked in a closet somewhere and has nothing better to do than to read my suckish blog, polyvore is this website that you can use to make pictures. not just any picture, oh no, you can make these massive collages. you can find ANYTHING you want there. from chickens to toast, recliner chairs to t shirts, its all there. i mean ALL. so go to polyvore.com and make a picture. that's an order.

anywho i guess ill go add some more stuff to my little side bar over there ->

and go on polyvore some more :D

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